xj5:
adding a “Sad!” at the end of sentences will never not be funny now, trumps tweets were like a Cambrian explosion of linguistics
ovur:
ovur:
I do look like a hairless cat…. I admit it.
proof?
You’re so forward….. *twirling hair*
how are you doing that
homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time
lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:
lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
this gif is like… almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse…
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus
when you’re autistic and/or adhd, letting yourself get weird and a little embarrassing is an important part of unmasking and finding your authentic self
never be ashamed to just exist authenticly and don’t be an ass about other people living without a sense that they need to hide parts of themselves from the world.
i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening
someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse
alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones
you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.
ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.
do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together
this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat
